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Our Adult Products are shipped "white label" in plain packaging without company names. The return address will only show "ETC and the address." This applies to all adult products shipping from Denver. Men's underwear ships from our Florida distribution center are discreetly shipped in plain plastic bags or regular USPS priority envelopes. Only the shipping label will mention "MPG Digital," There is only one shipping charge, even if products are shipped from different centers. Orders over $99.00 qualify for free best Saver shipping for US Orders. All products shown on the site are in stock. We use various shipping methods depending on availability.

We provide discreet personal customer service. We are here to answer your questions or help you find the right answer. If there is a challenge that requires service recovery we are quick to respond. We strive to be your trusted partner in adult shopping.

Our pricing structure is highly competitive for authorized sellers in all markets and product categories. We prioritize offering our best price upfront as an everyday policy, ensuring customer satisfaction and loyalty. We refrain from promoting inflated prices or running excessive discounts, as our focus is on providing consistent value. Additionally, we enable customers to consolidate orders from multiple manufacturers into a single shipment, saving both time and money. As an authorized seller for each product, we guarantee a secure supply chain directly from the manufacturer, eliminating the risk of counterfeit or refurbished items. All our products are brand new and come in their original packaging. Please note that we do not compete with or price match third-party platforms that may lack a guaranteed traceable supply chain and are known for counterfeit and knock-off products.

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In recent years, carriers have faced challenges and delays in various regions across the country, often varying by carrier. To address this, we provide Route Tracking and Protections to ensure a smoother experience for our customers. We highly recommend adding this insurance to your cart, as it significantly expedites service recovery in the unfortunate event of a lost or stolen shipment.